Ok, this is a little delayed, but it’s fucking hard trying to keep up with anything here, let alone sitting down in secret away from everyone else and writing a considered blog post! The last time I went away was to a conference in Chicago, and it was a lot easier than Austin. Not so far from home though, so I guess I didn’t try to get up to as much there as here!
So anyway, we were in a bar on night 2, and got talking with a bunch of girls. None of them exactly half my age, but pretty close. One of them super attractive, the rest of them totally not.
It was the super attractive one that actually started it off. She came over to me before we started talking, and simply said “You’re hot”…
Ok, so at this point you should know exactly how the story ends right? But then, this is me we’re talking about right?
She was tall, stunning figure with matching silky figure-hugging blue dress, high heels, and a crisp blonde bob haircut.
At the time I didn’t know this, but later turned out she was not even of legal drinking age! She was legal for other things, but not drinking..!
They were all students at a college in Colorado, but Texans here on spring break and her friends, I hate to say, were not so hot.. my friend came over as we were talking, and hot girl hadn’t even brought her friends over at that point. I suggested she should, she was reluctant, but we insisted. I think we felt sorry for them. This in hindsight was a mistake, but one I think I would have had to repeat if I had gone back.. I mean they just looked so sad on their own!
Hot girl was very tactile, and touching her body through her silky dress felt pretty good, lots of whispering in my ear, and so on. But I sort of let things get away from me a little… I was too insterested in her not-so-hot friends. Again they were kind of just standing there not saying anything, so I kept bringing them into the conversation.
Now, this is where it started to go wrong…
In just natural conversation, one of them mentioned that they were all bisexual, and regularly jumped into bed together after a night out.
AAAAAARRGGGHHHH! What had I stumbled on to?
Either she was just nuts, on crack or a hooker – or this was the best possible opportunity ever!
Turned out they really weren’t hookers, and this was a genuine possibility. Conversation with the other girls confirmed that this really was the case, and from this point in I think my judgment was severely impaired by this rather awesome prospect!
So then I started working all of them. Taking an interest, paying the odd compliment, and so on. All the time my friend, who is a good looking tall guy was talking with hot girl, and I think my plate spinning was not going so good… I thought a plate was about to fall!
Now at this point I also realised that I was kind of drunk, and that this was going to take a little time. My friend seemed to be doing pretty well with hot girl, and this was potentially turning out to be a bit of shit fight to see who could take her home.
I looked around and saw a large pair of breasts belonging to hot girl’s friend, and thought… I could have a very good time with her! So I did. Short walk back to the hotel and we fucked and sucked til morning.
At the time it was certainly awesome sex, and on balance I think it was probably the best sex I could have had that night, without the multiple girls in the same bed thing happening, but… well, you know, I didn’t want to get into a fight with my friend, and I would rather have taken the certain night of hot sex over the fighting til dawn and then striking out scenario that was highly likely to have happened.
But of course, this was until the next morning, when I found out that the other girls had left without my friend, or any other man for that matter, and… you guessed it. All ended up in bed together.
At this point, I did wonder if I had made the right choices…
But anyway – the major disappointment of the night was none of that. It was that I hadn’t had a proper SeXSW hook-up! I thought this was geeks, musicians and film types hook-up fest that added a whole new meaning to the phrase cross-culture fertilisation. I still believe this is totally bunkum, or that I’m doing it wrong!
I told you.. this isn’t about me getting sex – it’s about the “SeXSW hook-up” and so far.. it’s not happening!